the sound of "...Vroom... Vroom..." is all a biker wants..

The Most strange thing about me is that I am not a passionate Biker, may be an emergent one (Bikers who rides out of urgency), but when I saw this Contest about writing one's passion for bikes, I found it a rather interesting topic to write, so I asked my roommate UT if he is interested to give me some of his real life biker's code which I will later mix with my fantasies as a Biker.

Now the following lines are written by me and the words are constructed well enough by me but the soul of it does not all belongs to me, my roommate have an equal share in the below mentioned Biker Code.

First things first, a bike is not a real bike, unless it does not have a rusty surrounding, a bike should resemble an un-shaved man with a leather jacket on, not like some sweet boy, so take care of two things, first, know how clean and shining you want your bike to look and second, you don't want it in a colour like pink, yellow or light blue or any other pathetic one, a black or brown colour will do to give it the desired look. Now that you have made sure that it looks like a bad boy, you must make it sound like a roaring lion, get the kind of silencers, which gives it a husky voice that completes your bike to make an impression that other bikers will look up to. Technology is a great thing, but some old trends should never die, however convenient a shelf start is, a biker’s kick is a trademark one should never forget, and once it has been kicked, you should just forget the world behind your rear alloy wheel. Speeds are fantastic but keep it in an even proportion with the smoothness; your machine should never sound like something is pissing the gears off. This is all with the Biker’s code. But make sure, you wear something comfortable enough to enjoy the luxury being called a Biker, and don’t you ever forget to wear a helmet, it’s the second best invention after the bike itself.

- Amritt Rukhaiyaar